Subject: Cajt Malti

Tajbin ramon dawn...

@Maldini:- Issa nizzilhom minnfejn nizzilhom int ghalik mhux xorta ghax jien hadt hafna gost naqraghhom u tal-Logika bomba kienet!

Int ghandek akwarju Maldini?

Issa nnizel 4 ramon ha nsib il ktieb li kelli ;)kien hemm 4 tajbin , ovvjament li ghidt int tajbin hafna :) specjalment li biex tnadaf politikant ;)

kont ser nghidlek xandi! :)

dan mhux sew ta. jew taghkom ic cajt jew le lol!

ax dan alija kollu kkupjar.

..issa jekk jinduna dak li amilhom c cajt li inti qed tikkupjahom awn ramon..ma jigix alik jatik tlahliha..hehe :)

lele apparti l hmerijiet :p
..cajt ta veru li sibt ramon :)
well done.


..jien qed niprova nahseb fxi cajt li kont qedt xi 5 snin ilu lol

Wahda mara kienet party titkellem ma' ragel li kellu tazza bix-xorb f'idu.
Ghal xi raguni jew ohra qaltlu:
"Kieku kont zewgi kont nitfghalek il-velenu fit-tazza."
Qabez hu u qalilha:
"U kieku kont marti, kont nixrobha

Kien hemm bokser li tilef loghba ta' ghaxar rawnds wiccu laqas kin jinaraf. X'hin it-tabib tijaw beda jxarablu wiccu bl-ilma kiesah, dahal il-manager tijaw ferhan u qallu:
"Ahbar tajba! Ghadni kif ftehmt mal-manager l-iehor bix tergaw tilaghbu."

Ragel kien ghaddej fit-triq u sama' vuci tghidlu:
"Ieqaf! Tghamilx pass iehor ghaxser taqa' gebla u tigi fuqek."
Dak waqaf u sekonda wara waqghet bicca mill-gallarija.
Dak baqa miexi u m'ghaddiex zmien wisq li f'kantuniera ma samax l-istess vuci tghidlu:
Ieqaf ghax gejja karozza u ttghajrek."
Dak waqaf u fil-fatt ghaddit karozza.
Dak gietu l-kurzita ta' min kienet dik il-vuci u staqsih:
"Int min int?"
"Jien l-anglu tieghek."
"Isma'," qallu dak. "Tista tghidli fejn kont meta kont ser nizzewweg?"

Seftura li kienet tahdem f'dar tas-sinjuri giet imkeccija ghal xi raguni jew ohra.
Ghalhekk gabret hwejjigha u qabel telqet qabdet hames liri u tefathom fil-kaxxa fejn kien jidhol il-kelb.
Is-sinjura, kurjuza ghal dan il-gest tas-seftura, staqsietha:
"Xi trid tghid biha din? Ghalfejn tfajtlu hames liri l-kelb?"
Ghax, sinjura, jiena habib veru nistmah u nibqghalu obbligat... Dak min jaf kemm iffrankali xoghol meta kont naghtih il-platti biex jilghaqhom."

Tabib kien qieghed ihares lejn pazjent li kien wasal fl-ahhar ta' hajtu. F'salt wiehed dar fuq martu u qalilha:
"Sinjura, jiddispjacini nghidlek li zewgek hallina, miet."
Fil-pront insteghmet vuci fjakka li qalet:
"Mhux vera, jien ghadni haj."
"Ghalaq halqek int," qabzet martu, "X'tahseb int li taf iktar mit-tabib?"

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Kien hemm sajjied dejjem jiftahar b'rixu. Mela darba hareg ghal lampuki u ma rnexxielu jaqbad xejn u nejduha kif inhi ma riedx immur id-dar b'idu f'idu. Allura mar jixtri 4 lampuki sbieh u qal lil bejjiegh:
"Issa jien immur ftit il-boghod u waddabomli."
L-iehor stasih ghalfejn kellu jwaddabomlu u wiegbu:
"Biex lil marti nejdilha li qbadthom."

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Wiehed ragel xih kien miet u mar il-Genna. Wara li kien ilu seklu shih il-Genna mar ghand San Pietru u staqsih jekk ikunx jista' jinzel sa l-infern biex jara x'hemm. San Pietru qallu li jista jmur jaghmel gurnata basta juri il-passaport li huwa turist.

Kif dahal l-infern, Lucifru hadlu il-passaport u hadu go l-isbah luckanda u tah l-isbah tfajla li kellu. Din l'affari ghogbitu hafna lill dan ix-xih, ghax wara mit sena ohra rega' talab lill San Pietru biex jarga jmur iqatta gurnata l-Infern.

Bhal l-ewwel darba, ix-xih wera il-passaport u mill-ewwel sab il-lucanda u t-tfajla lesti ghalieh. Mank ghaddew hamsin sena ohra. Ix-xih rega mar ghand San Pietru u talbu biex immur u joghqod -Infern ghal kollox San Pietru ipprova minn kollox biex iddawarlu hsiebu, imma ix-xih kien ghamel f'rasu li jmur joghqod l-Infern. Kif dahal mil-bieb sab lill-Lucifru jistennih fejn hadu gewwa kerrejja mudlama li fiha kien hemm mara xiha akkra tistennieh.

"Fejn hi 'l-Lukanda u t-tfajla li kelli qabel" staqsa ix-xieh. "Il-Lukandi taghna huma riservati ghat-Turisti biss u mhux ghal-Emigranti" irrispondieh Lucifru

Karmnu u Dolor li joghqodu l-Awstralja kienu sejrin id-dar wara il-ballu tal Club. Kif kienu ghaddejjin bil-karozza mil-Main Road waqqafom pulizija. Il-pulizija resaq hdejn Karmnu u beda l-interrogazjoni.

Pulizija¡¦ "Can you give me a good reason why you were speeding in a built-up area."

Karmnu¡¦"Sorry officer but I did'nt realise that I was speeding."

Dolor "Go away, I told you to drive slowly, you are always speeding, u meta taqbad l-istering f-idejk tahseb li int Sterling Moss."

Pulizija ¡¦ "I am also booking you for faulty Stop Lights."

Karmnu ¡¦"Sorry officer, I did'nt know that they were broken."

Dolor ¡¦ "Huh, you did'nt know. Why don't you tell him that you're too lousy to spend your money.. u li qed tistenna lili biex nixtrihomlok jien?"

Pulizija ¡¦ "I am also booking you for failing to wear your seat belt."

Karmnu "I was wearing the seat belt, officer. I took it off when I saw you getting out of your car."

Dolor ¡¦ "Oh sure, when did you ever wear a seat belt? .. Ghax ma tghidlux li dejjem tghid li f'darhek u fil-karozza tieghek hatt ma jindahallek x'taghmel."

Karmnu lil-Dolor "Why don't you shut your big mouth."

Pulizija lil-Dolor "Madame, does he always talk to you this way."

Dolor lil-Pulizija "Oh no, officer, not all the time, only when he is drunk."

Mela kien hemm 3 Gorg, Cikku u Nenu u dawn mietu u telaw il-Genna. U San Pietru ried isaqsihom mistosija. Beda b'Gorg:
"Kemm kont fidiel lejn il-mara?" saqsih San Pietru.
Wiegbu Gorg, "Dejjem tijaj kienet tghaddi. Hi kienet il-fidiela."
"Tajjeb, tajjeb mela taf kemm hi kbira l-Genna. Allura biex tkun tista tivjagga ha ntik Fiat 106. Kuntent?" Saqsieh Pietru.
Wara saqsa l-istess mistoqsijha lil Cikku:
"Daqqa kienet taddi tijaj u daqqa taghha."
Pietru wiegbu, "Tajjeb mela taf kemm hi kbira l-Genna alurra ha ntik Toyota Celica. Kuntent?"
"Iva, iva. Grazzi."
Lil Nenu saqsih l-istess mistosijha u wiegbu:
"Iva sinjur, dejjem tal-mara taddi."
"OK! Taf kemm hi kbira l-Genna allura ha ntik Limousine bid-driver personali."
"GRAZZI SINJUR!!"
Mela jghaddu hamsin sena u ltaqaw Cikku u Nenu u bdew jitkellmu u Nenu qal:
"Ma taqtax x'bicca gratli," qallu bid-dmugh f'ghajnejh.
Cikku qallu:
"X'seta jigrilek ghandek limousine? Sippost ghandek tkun ferhan."
"Rajt lil-mara ghaddeja fuq scooter!!!"

WE'RE MALTESE
Welcome to Malta
I will be your gwida
Yes we have Niagara falls
Imma ahna nghidulha l-Imsida
If you like swimming
Niehdok Birzebbugia
Jekk titqazzez do not swim
Ghax il-bajja vera mahmuga
Bid-drenagg- it is just too much
Oh yes please - we're maltese
If you like walking
Fuq il-bankina
You have to play the passju
Jekk ma tridx tirfes xi pastina
Mountain climbing fil maghtab
Jekk thobb l-avventura
Drive a car in malta roads
U nispera li tigi lura
Qawwi w'shih - ma titlifx il-qiegh
Oh yes please - we're maltese
We got the sunshine
We got the bahar
From Ewropa gibna l-istielel
So the poplu have biex jiftahar
And we have Kastilja
Biex izzommna ferhana
Hope you had nice holiday
U li terga tigi tarana
Tell your friends kemm hadt pjacir
Fir-repubblika tal-banana
Ciao u bye - sraqnik haj
Oh yes please - we're maltese

Mela ix-xitan haraq il-bieb tal-Genna b'idu u San Pietru qallu biex jekk ma jirrangahx iharku. Ix-xitan qallu:
"Ma tantx ser jirnexilek issib avukati hawn fuq biex jiddefenduk

lol! tal poezija kellek tqassamha narqa ahjar..ax ir rima difficli tghidha hekk kif inhi. jew just kemm tikkopja dak li tara al awnhekk? :p