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Subject: Cajt Malti
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options.
One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, 'If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die.'
The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar.
The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.
His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar,realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.
The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, 'If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead.'
wahaha! [;P]
(from 'the-joke-shop')
One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, 'If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die.'
The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar.
The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.
His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar,realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.
The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, 'If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead.'
wahaha! [;P]
(from 'the-joke-shop')
dan huwa topic li nsejnieh l ahwa, ejjew qumu minn hemm u ghidulna xi cajta
Mela darba kien hemm Wenzu, anzjan ta' 87 sena, li kien fiq triqtu lejn il-knisja mal-mara tieghu Cetta ta' 85 sena. F'hin minnhom Wenzu waqaf u lemah lil Cikku ta' 87 sena, li kien ilu ma jarah fuq tletin sena. Dawn bdew jiddiskutu fuq dik il-haga u fuq l-ohra. F'daqqa minnhom il-konversazzjoni giet ghal din il-konkuzjoni:
Wenzu: Cik, jien nahseb li Alla qed jiehu hsiebi f'dawn l-ahhar granet ta' hajti tafx!
Cikku: Iva? Kif kif?
Wenzu: Ehe. Donnu ghandi min jindokrani lili. Per ezempju...meta mmur biex nbattal, ezatt kif niftah il-bieba, d-dawl ta hemmhekk jixghel wahdu.
Cikku: Oooh
Wenzu: ..u ezatt kif naghmel xogholi u nerga' naghlaq il-bieba, d-dawl jerga' jintefa'.
Cikku: Ooooh! Veru mela li Alla jiehu hsiebna. Tajjeb tajjeb. Imma din qatt ma smajtha. Dan miraklu ta' Wenz!
Wenzu: Mela mela...
Cetta: ...u jahasra...Cikku, tismax minnu lil dak l-ghami ta. Dak, ja marraq li hu, qed ipixxili gol-fridge!
Wenzu: Cik, jien nahseb li Alla qed jiehu hsiebi f'dawn l-ahhar granet ta' hajti tafx!
Cikku: Iva? Kif kif?
Wenzu: Ehe. Donnu ghandi min jindokrani lili. Per ezempju...meta mmur biex nbattal, ezatt kif niftah il-bieba, d-dawl ta hemmhekk jixghel wahdu.
Cikku: Oooh
Wenzu: ..u ezatt kif naghmel xogholi u nerga' naghlaq il-bieba, d-dawl jerga' jintefa'.
Cikku: Ooooh! Veru mela li Alla jiehu hsiebna. Tajjeb tajjeb. Imma din qatt ma smajtha. Dan miraklu ta' Wenz!
Wenzu: Mela mela...
Cetta: ...u jahasra...Cikku, tismax minnu lil dak l-ghami ta. Dak, ja marraq li hu, qed ipixxili gol-fridge!
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!! xD
bomba din man!
bomba din man!
Nispera li ta’ Bormla ma jehdux ghalihom
At the world women's conference the first speaker from Canada stood up.
"At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our
Husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband
That I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing.
But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
The crowd cheered.
The second speaker from France stood up:
"After le conference de last year, I went home and told my husband that I
Would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it
Himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw
Nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had not only done his
Own washing but my washing as well."
The crowd cheered.
The third speaker from Bormla stood up:
"After last year conferen I wen hom an telled the hasbant
thet I dont do his cookink, clean d haws, or shoppink at Leedil
and almadonna he hef to do it himself.
D ferst day I could see nothink. D sekond day nothink.
D thert day, I could open one eye a liddle bit"
At the world women's conference the first speaker from Canada stood up.
"At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our
Husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband
That I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing.
But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
The crowd cheered.
The second speaker from France stood up:
"After le conference de last year, I went home and told my husband that I
Would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it
Himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw
Nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had not only done his
Own washing but my washing as well."
The crowd cheered.
The third speaker from Bormla stood up:
"After last year conferen I wen hom an telled the hasbant
thet I dont do his cookink, clean d haws, or shoppink at Leedil
and almadonna he hef to do it himself.
D ferst day I could see nothink. D sekond day nothink.
D thert day, I could open one eye a liddle bit"
ml darba kien hemm franciz, taljan,malti u ingliz u dawn b dew jiftahru x andom. Mela beda il franciz u qal "ahna ghanda l ejfil tower" qabez il malti u qallu "dak toilet paper" qabez l ingliz u qall ahna ghanda il big ben" rega qabez il malti u rega qal "dak toilet paper " tkellem it taljan u qal ahna ghanda it torri ta piza u il colleseum" qabez il malti u qal "dak toilet paper" imbad qabez il-franciz u qal "ajdli x ghankom intom il maltin mhux tana kollox toilet paper u ahna ma nafux x ghankom intom". il malti qallom ok ha najdilkom qallom ahna ghanda il bajtar ta xewk kien hemm it taljan u qallu "dak toilet paper " qabez il "malti u qali imsah sormok mijaw halli tara jkk mhux toilet paper..