Subject: Cajt Malti

u alaqlu ja buffu i lmilan fc ghamlu loghoba tajba il bierah u bqajtu tistagbu bil kbir meta rajtuy lill grande kaka in action.
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About time ukoll tirbhu loghba home Kugin! Jaqaw dawn ma kienux tajbin daqs l-Empoli jew?

Isma kontra team medju laghbtu ta, kien ikun disunur iehor li kieku ma irbahtulhomx home il-bierah ta'!

le mhux team medju xejn, team medju kellu 6 punti jew?, dak team li jilab open u maghna open laqqas hadt ma jirbah ram laqqas inthom ma tirbhu tibzax jekk segwi l football suppost tinduna ala jitilfu il milan.

mela hekk hu siehbi. il milan qedin jitilfu minhabba l kontrattakki li qedin jaghmlulna; li l milan mhumiex bizzejjed tajbin fdak is settur biex jiddefendu xhin ssir kontrattakk.

imma btw nies..ahjar naqtawha awn, ax awnhekk off topic. (intom il kugini suppost tindunaw..jew wara fuq 40 sena adkom ma indunajtux bic CL?) lofl! :p

Nahseb dan it-topic li jismu 'Cajt' ma jistax ikun ahjar milli hu biex nitkellmu fuq il-BMilan

u biex taxxaq 'cajt malti'! :/


"Nahseb dan it-topic li jismu 'Cajt' ma jistax ikun ahjar milli hu biex nitkellmu fuq il-BMilan" -- imma din ma kkupjajtiex minn ximkien hux? lol :p
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Le ta, dik kollha tieghi! u vera tad-dahq man!!!!!!

Cajta hux! (Inti dhalt ghaliha ukoll flimkien mal-kugin)

Nispera li hadd minnkom ma ha ghalih hux! ;-()

Ejja siehbi ghax nhar il-hadd ser jibda l-league fejn nawguralek l-isbah xewqat li tirbah kontra kulhadd minnbarra kontrija sintendi!

ija hehe.. gl lilek ukoll king
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A teacher at an English school in Sliema notices that little Johnny, at the back of the class, is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes back to find out what's up. He's quite embarrassed and whispers that he has just recently been circumcised and he's quite itchy.

The teacher has him go down to the principal's office to phone his mom, and ask her what he should do about it.

He does this, returns to the class, sits down in his seat and suddenly, there's a general commotion at the back of the room. Back down she goes, only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom," she says.

"I did," he says, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon she'd come and pick me up from school." [lol]

(from 'aboutmalta')

Tlett irgiel fuq il-Monti kienu qed jiddiskutu x'se jaghtu lil mara bhala rigal tal-milied.
L-ewwel wiehel qallhom li se jaghtiha gizirana tad-djamanti u xall. L-ohrajn staqsewh "Xall ukoll? ghaliex?"
Wegibhom, "Biex jekk ma' toghgobhiex il-gizirana tilbes ix-xall fuqha!"

It-tieni wiehed qallhom li se jaghtiha brazzuletta tad-deheb u par ingwanti. U l-ohrajn staqsewh "Par ingwanti? ghalfejn?"
U l-iehor wegibhom, "biex jekk ma' toghgobhiex il-brazzuletta, fil-kas tilbes l-ingwanti fuqha!"

It-tielet wiehed qallhom li se jaghtiha kappell u vibrator. L-ohrajn staqsewh "Vibrator?!"
"Iva," wegibhom, "Vibrator..biex jekk ma' joghgobhiex il-kappell fil-kas tmur tinh**a!!"


(from 'aboutmalta') [xD]

A young British couple were married, and celebrated their first night together at the Clypso Hotel In Marsalforn, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom.

When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well.

Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's that?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."

And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"

lol!

(from 'aboutmalta')
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A farmer goes to town to run his usual errands. He has a pig, an anvil, a bucket and a chicken. He's thinking to himself, 'Now, how am I going to carry a pig, an anvil, a bucket and a chicken.' So he thinks about it for a bit, and decides to carry the bucket, put the pig in the bucket, place the anvil on top of the pig and carry the chicken under his other arm.

So his trudges into town carrying his load, when a pretty girl admiring his physique says, 'Sir, do you know the way to the fabric store?'

The farmer smiles, and says, 'Follow me down this alley, I'll be going right past it.'

The girl says, 'If I follow you down this alley, you might molest me.'

The farmer says, 'How could I molest you? I'm carrying a pig, an anvil, a bucket and a chicken.'

The girl quickly follows, 'Well, you could put the pig down, place the bucket over the pig, place the anvil on top of the bucket, and I could hold the chicken.'

loool!

(from 'the-joke-shop')

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast, so he told his mother. She responded, 'Not until you feed the animals.'

The boy went outside and said to the chicken, 'I don't feel like feeding you today.' So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry.

His mother said, 'I saw you kick the chicken so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow so you're not getting any milk and I saw you kick the pig so you're not getting any bacon.'

Just then the boy's father walked down the steps and tripped over and kicked the cat. The boy then said, 'Mom, should I tell him?'

[;)]

(from 'the-joke-shop')

Bill & George were down on their luck and hanging out for a cold drink or three. After checking their pockets and finding only 50 cents, Bill came up with a brilliant strategy. [idea]


'I'll take the 50 cents and show you how we can drink all day for free!'

Quickly, he went into a butcher's shop and bought a single sausage, which he stuck in George's fly.

They then went to a nearby hotel. 'Two beers', said Bill to the bartender. They downed them as fast as they could and the bartender waited for the money.

All of a sudden, Bill got down on his knees and began sucking the sausage hanging out of George's fly. 'Get out of my pub, you filthy po******!', the bartender screamed and booted them out the door.

They did this all day, visiting about 16 pubs, or more.

'I just can't do this anymore', Bill whined. 'My knees are getting sore from kneeling down on the floor so much.'

'It's all right for you!', George replied. 'We lost the sausage after the third pub!'

[beurk] [xD]

(from 'the-joke-shop')

Willie comes home from work, as he walks in the door Ethel grabs him and says 'Come on Willie, we're going upstairs!'

Willie replies 'OK - That's one of my favorite things!'

As soon as they get upstairs Ethel grabs Willie and throws him down on the bed and jumps aboard. Willie protests 'Stop, Stop, We can't do it that way anymore!'

Ethel asks, 'What do you mean Willie, I like it that way and so do you.'

Willie replies 'You're sure right on that, in fact that is one of my favorite things. But if we do it that way one more time I'll loose my job.'

Ethel asks, 'What do you mean Willie - that doesn't make good sense!' Willie explains, 'The boss called me in the office today and told me - 'Willie - You screw up one more time - and you're fired!''

lolz! [he]

(from 'the-joke-shop')
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Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options.

One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, 'If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die.'

The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar.

The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.

His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar,realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.

The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, 'If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead.'

wahaha! [;P]

(from 'the-joke-shop')